This has got to be the dumbest thing to say to someone whose pants you’re trying to get into. Have you ever seen human eyes? Irises, by definition look like radial exploding sunsets in earth tones. Get on Google image search, you’ll need to change your pants there’s so much beauty.
Have you ever seen ugly eyes? Not relatively but objectively sort of gross? Point that out next time, that’s more rewarding and unique. Hey, be a bona fide pick up artist with the negs and the 5th grade vocab quiz pseudonym and the void of self esteem deficit from getting picked 3rd last at kickball filled by attention from drunken strangers. Remember, it’s not misogyny if you treat everyone in your life like a prop and you just happen to be straight. Come to think of it, Iris would be a great PUA username (yes, username, if you have to assume a different identity in order to have the confidence to talk to women it’s barely reality anyway), kick off conversation about the Goo Goo Dolls. Chicks love that nostalgia stuff. ‘You kinda look like the bass player. Come back, I was just negging!’
'The Grand Canyon is so vast.' 'This blanket is so warm.' On par with telling people they have nice eyes. Maybe I'm just cynical because I would love to walk around with that level of wonderment towards basic shit. You know that Facebook friend, 'Would you just get a load of this new Doritos flavor!' It's sodium, and it tastes like someone dumped a ramen chicken flavor pack into a bag of saltines. Just try to calm down, okay?